Roger's Rating:

This one is a double request review from me to you, faithful readers. A number of you have been on my for a while to review more Rodney Moore stuff, so this is for you. Also, there have been some requests for older titles, and while this is hardly a golden oldie, it does take us back a bit, to the early days of one of my top three favorite porn sluts, Alex Dane. In fact, screw the requests, I am doing this review for me, just so I can see Alex get blasted in her gorgeous face. Seriously, I am doing this for all these reasons and one more, I've already watched this video and was impressed enough to do a full review so you won't miss out on a truly hot tape.

Rodney and his partner Wolf meet up and coming actress, Roxy and she is quite ready to give them a little audition. Rodney strips her down and gets a look at the goods, which naturally pass quite easily. Next, he has to test her sexual skills and this means, first and foremost, her ability to swallow hose. Chief in her arsenal of weapons is a killer pair of eyes that stare right into the camera while she sucks Rodney's C**K. Tell me that sight doesn't jump start your roadster. Wolf steps in so that Roxy has a C**K in her mouth at the same time one is slamming away at her pussy. Welcome to the big leagues Roxy, just make sure you don't have fungus on your shower shoes. (Anyone who didn't get the Bull Durham reference is invited to rent that tape when you are done with this one.) Unfazed by the tryout, Roxy shows her ass is as ready to take C**K as her mouth and pussy had been. Lots of great closeups of her ass filled with D**k. The guys get a call right in the middle and have to quickly drop a pair of loads on Roxy's face so they can rush off to help their friend with car trouble. The aspiring starlet is left with a sticky, cum covered face, and a definite future in fuck flicks.

In their haste to help their friends, the guys get nailed by a busty blonde police officer. Before anyone can say 'No justice, no peace', she smacks Rodney around a bit. (Anyone who didn't get that reference must have been under a rock from 92-95.) The officer (Lynden Johnson) gives Wolf a sobriety test, which consists of repeating the alphabet backwards, juggling and having the officer suck your C**K. I guess he fails, since she takes them both in. At the station, while the officer works on Wolf, the woman behind the camera, (See, they are shooting 'Coopers' for TV) Sinnamon, captures the action. (Hey, beats drunken rednecks with no shirts eh clones?). Lynden begins with Wolf, but soon is taking both guys, fore and aft. Watching her have all the fun is too much for sexy Sinnamon and she grabs one guy for herself. The first cumshot is fantastic, with Rodney dropping a big load on Lynden's huge tit so that Sinnamon can lap it up. That leaves Wolf to slide a condom on his big C**K and slide up officer Lynden's ass. After some good close ups of a very tightly packed pooper, Wolf tosses the condom away, puts it back in her pussy and sprays a semen stream down her slit and into Sinnamon's waiting mouth. Another very hot, creative cum shot.

The guys are sent to 'sex lovers traffic school', which from the word go, is a lot more fun than any of the traffic schools I have had to endure. Wolf and Rodney are joined by London and three cute girls, Kiki, Willow and the always alluring Marilyn Martin. After some pretty funny one liners, the heat in the room gets to be too much for the group of horny traffic schoolers and all heck breaks out. London pairs off with Marylyn, Wolf gets Willow and Rodney drops trou for kinky Kiki. The action here is quite good, but I really would have liked to see things split up more. I know, it's just a personal thing of mine, but I hate to have the rhythm of a scene messed up by cutting from couple to couple. Marilyn, as always is a total firecracker, and the two new girls are super cute with more than just a little sex appeal. Marilyn sets the pace, taking C**K in her ass first, but soon all three girls have shafts in their shitters. (Shafts in their shitters? Rog, you should be ashamed.) Ms. Martin takes the first facial and does the most playing with the goo, but Kiki and Willow have the sort of coed gone bad faces that are too fun to see corrupted with cum.

When instructor Diane comes back and finds her students naked and sweating, she decides to get in on some of the action. She has Willow and Kiki don strap ons and then instructs Marilyn to give them both a quick blowjob. Diane can't stand to be left out and does a little C**Ksucking of her own. All this hot action gets the guys hard, so Diane services the real D**K while the three girls form a strap on, anal chain. Major props to Moore here for putting the girls in some original and acrobatic positions. The girls all get one more facial before class finally lets out for the day.

Rodney and Wolf decide to call a lawyer in to try and sue the offending officer. I'll tell you this, any lawyer who looks like Alex would never lose a case. She examines Rodney's injuries, which of course (After some chuckle worthy dialog) leads her examine his injured groin. You see, he is afraid he can't get hard since the beating and Alex has to check to make sure. What I want to know is why he isn't hard with Alex just looking at his C**K. There is not enough oral action for me, but as soon as Rodney gets hard, he slides right up Alex's incredibly tight little asshole. After this sizzling sphincter stretching, Rodney douses her gorgeous face with a killer load of cream. Alex looks fantastic decorated in man juice. Wolf decides he needs in on some of the action as well. Alex happily sucks him right into her mouth and goes to work on that big, black C**K. She doesn't get fucked, but does take a second, thick protein shake. Alex Dane, even then, was an incredible woman.

When Lynden comes by to give the guys their traffic school certificates, she learns of Rodney's plans to file suit. Instead of dragging things out in another painful SoCal trial, she offers him a special settlement. The busty officer knows just how to please and serve her public, on her knees with his C**K between her huge tits and shoved down her throat. He has his hands full and then some with those huge funbags, but in no time, Rodney has moved onto better things, slamming her from behind while working fingers into her ass. No C**K in the butt this time around, but Rodney is able to coat both tits and her face with his spooge. When this ride proves to be not enough for the horny peace officer, she moves in to wake Wolf up. Basically, this is just so that Lynden can get another face full of cream.

This tape has some fun moments in between the sex. There is a light hearted spirit that most videos have lost these days. It is not these light moments that make this tape special however, it is the numerous, sticky facials that really catch the eye. I watched this mostly to see a young Alex Dane, and did get to see her ass fucked and with two loads on her face. Surprisingly, Lynden Johnson actually steals a lot of the thunder here as the busty cop who just loves goo on her mug. Marilyn Martin, Kiki and Willow also provide some hot moments. I am quite glad that people have finally turned me onto Rodney's work, since I love the facials. So, with one caveat I highly recommend this tape. Just know that if oral sex is not your thing, try something else, for it is the oral and facials that stand out.

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Posted By Roger, www.excaliburfilms.com | 10/5/06 1:58 PM